May 28

What are my clients saying?

“I think you took my pen. I wouldn’t mind but that’s my favourite pen. Please bring it back.”

“I thought we already paid you.”

“Which one are you again?”

“My god, are you still freelancing?”

“I like balloons. Do you know where I can get balloons?”

“You’re shorter in person.”

“You charge WHAT?”

“I’d love to hire you but my niece just started freelancing. Any chance you could throw some work her way?”

“I don’t work there anymore.”

“I swear I’ll call the police.”

“I can’t see back there. What does that mole look like to you?”


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